On Monday, he supports a genocide in Gaza strip perpreted by his best friend ever. On Tuesday, he kidnapps Venezuela’s elected president and throws him into one of his penitenciaries; then he creates the Board of Shit to rebuild Gaza as a riviera. On Wednesday he assassinates the Supreme Leader of Iran, a theological state, provoking the fury of its millions of fanatics. On Thursday, he threaten China with some new tariffs rise of fifty percent… no, hundred… two hundred? no fifty… On Friday, he drives Cuba and its regime, reviled since the humiliating Bay of Pigs invasion sixty years before, to fuel shortages and bankruptcy. On Saturday, he calls his russian friend on phone to know how to be nice to him with its never ending peace negociations. Then he takes the blue pill to screw the first lady. On Sunday, day off, he golfs all day long. These last two activities are always the same, it’s routine.
During a stopover in Riyadh in May 2025, as part of his glorious $1ooo billions tour of the Persian Gulf states, he declared that the era of united states led regime change was over. “In the end, those who claim to build nations have destroyed far more than they have built… The Western interventionists who lecture you on how to live and how to manage your own affairs” are assholes.
Changing his mind never scares Mr NotMyPresident. Without all his turnarounds, he would be so bored. His life looks like a wineskin full of wind : so vain !
One person who has been very quiet lately is the vice president, who served in Iraq as a soldier. On February 27, 2026, on the eve of the offensive, Mr. Vance told the Washington Post: « The idea that we’re going to find ourselves in a war in the Middle East for years, with no end in sight, there’s no chance of that happening. » Since then, Mr. Vance has disappeared from the public eye and is staying away from television cameras : he is completely boiling over !