Donald-Trumpoleon still hasn’t found the right button on his remote to stop this war against Iran. His friend Netanyahu told him: figure it out yourself, I’m having so much fun.
So the price of gas keeps rising (but that’s not too bad because some of his friends are raking it in, especially Vladimir Vladimirovich…). What’s much worse is that the stock markets are tumbling more and more. Their confidence in American policy is melting away.
The markets are stupid. They had followed the president in his tariff policy. But now, he’s screwing up the entire global economy: ammonia for agricultural fertilizers can no longer cross the Strait of Hormuz. Neither can helium gas, which is used to manufacture microprocessors.
Things are going REALLY bad! HURRY UP!