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The ass-licker in chief Gianni Infantino, the FIFA president, said to Donald Trump, the star host of the 2026 World Cup draw: “Mr. President, you very clearly deserve FIFA’s first Peace Prize for your actions, for what you have achieved. You have earned it in an incredible way, and you can always count on the support of the football community for peace and prosperity.”

And just as Napoleon had taken the imperial crown from the Pope’s hands to place it on his own head, Trumpoleon  took the medal in chocolate from Gianni Asslicker’s hands to put it around his neck.

What a great moment of emotion !