What to do with next-Civil war criminals ?

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With the fall of Richmond on July 5, 2029, the Blue Party captured all the supporters of the deposed American president. The former KGB agent, a convicted pedophile and accomplice of Jeffrey Epstein, has been executed a few days earlier on the green. He died after hitting a golf ball that was nothing else but a camouflaged mine.

What should we do now with these pitiful supporters of a racist, nationalistic, and sexist ideology ? Because the United States will always be the United States, all this shit spread (flood the zone with shit, was the motto of Steve Bannon, their leading ideologue) can only end in a court of law. Like the one at Nuremberg, the one that tried Nazi criminals for « crime against the peace ».

We already know their line of defense: not guilty, they were only following instructions. But the people of America will request death penalty for all these shit stirrers.

Suddenly we wake up… Phew ! It was only very bad dreams. Civil war never happened.