« Thanks Mr Viagra for asking, I am still stiffy ». That’s what the President said to reassure his fans. But you know how it works, it’s impossible to stop fake news when it starts. Tthe social networks say he had brain surgery – one tried to transplant a little empathy onto his hypothalamus – last week and he was recovering. That’s why he didn’t tweet for days.
He is 79, now. The oldest elected president of the US history. Unlike Sleepy Joe, in meetings, Donald knows how to sleep with his eyes WIDE open (yes, yes, it’s possible. See horses…). So you don’t notice he is no more there. But in the arms of Morphea (or Melania, or whoever you want).
The bruises on his hands? It’s because Melania is tired in the evening, or she has terrible headaches. Or because he has loose the phone number of Stormy Daniels or her mates. And this poor Ghislaine is in jail in Texas (Donald is still hesitating over whether to pardon her). after the death of Jeffrey-the-Pimp. But be careful, Don, it makes you deaf, you know that ?