Oompah oompah on Constitution avenue

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One of the most squandering significant amounts of taxpayer money is the President’s parade to celebrate the Army’s two-hundred-and-fiftieth anniversary, which happens (WTF !) to fall on Trump’s seventy-ninth birthday, on June 14th

Like his friend Vladimir Vladimirovitch Poutine inspecting his supersonic missiles, on the Red Square every May, 9th, to celebrate Staline’s victory, Trump wanted the same oompah in the streets of Washington D,C.

This funny little march will cost American people as much as forty-five million dollars. And with the tracks of the tanks on Constitution Avenue, you can redo the asphalt soon, mister Washington’s mayor.