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Donald, if you want to compete on a golf green in the next Olympic Games, you’ll have to prove you’re NOT a woman. This was stipulated in Executive Order 14201, entitled « Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports, » which you signed in February. Some stupid rumors say you have no balls. Prove them they are wrong !

American transgender women — actually men who have undergone vaginoplasty in addition to hormone therapy — will no longer be able to compete in women’s events at the Olympic and Paralympic Games. The United States Olympic and Paralympic Committee has just made the text of the executive order applicable in its own regulations.

But perhaps you’ve already taken one of these tests (successfully ?) as Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces, from which you’ve already excluded more than 2 000 transgender women ?