The film of 1972 Deliverance by John Boorman is taking place among hillbilly people of the Appalaches. Their manners are a little bit rude, but they play such good banjo. Every time I see our vice-president, I can’t help but think about this movie. And to the book Hillbilly Elegy, he published in 2016.
I know, I know, this is called an a priori.
With such a pedigree, becoming vice president was not an easy thing. Thanks to the Marine corps and its program of positive discrimination (oops, did I use a cuss word ?) : James David was able to enroll at Ohio University and then attend Yale law school. By the grace of the university and some diploma, you’re part of the national élite now, James.
As a lyer… sorry, a lawyer, could you give the President some better legal advices ? He’s been making one stupid thing after another, raping and violating the Constitution over a hundred times since he swore on the Bible to keep it pure and virginal for his successor. That means you, actually. After his death in the coup we all know you’re planning…
Oh ? Realy ! You think the Constitution is a piece of turd junk… So, then ! Everything is fine in your brave new world.
J-D Vance lyer in chief
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